Collin Zuercher, Staff Writer
Hi I’m Collin Zuercher, and I am a staff writer. I may look white, but, secretly I’m Asian. But first let me tell you of my origin. I was born in a laboratory deep in Chinatown. I was a part of a ninja experiment. And the world was never the same. When the procedure was over a strange explosion came out of nowhere in the laboratory. The explosion knocked me and my brothers into the sewer. After a couple of days a really hairy sensei found us and raised us to be teenage mutant boy ninjas. But besides that I love sports, working out, and surfing.
